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I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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The Circle Theatre, black people had to sit in the balcony. Any theater with a balcony, black people had to sit up there. Black people couldn't check into any hotel except their own. And black people couldn't eat anywhere except in their own restaurants.
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The Population Reference Bureau predicts that the world's total population will double to 7,000,000,000 before the year 2000. I suppose they will all want dignity, I said.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.
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I was hoping to build a country and add to its literature. That's why I served in World War II, and that's why I wrote books.
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