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I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I'm a painter in my dreams, you know.
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Anyway -- because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next -- and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with anything from aardvarks to zucchinis -- at any time of night or day.
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We're here on Earth to fart around
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If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C. I know a couple of bright seventh graders who would not be welcome in Washington D.C.
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His response was to fight it with the only weapons at hand—passive resistance and open displays of contempt.
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The name of the new religion, said Rumfoord, is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. . . The two chief teachings of this religion are these: Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie.
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Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.
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Man is vile, and man makes nothing worth making, knows nothing worth knowing.
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A book is an arrangement of twenty-six phonetic symbols, ten numerals, and about eight punctuation marks, and people can cast their eyes over these and envision the eruption of Mount Vesuvius or the Battle of Waterloo.
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Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.
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I chose cultural anthropology, since it offered the greatest opportunity to write high-minded balderdash.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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The crowd, having been promised nothing, felt cheated, having received nothing.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
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