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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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The proper ending for any story about people it seems to me, since life is now a polymer in which the Earth is wrapped so tightly, should be the same abbreviation, which I now write large because I feel like it, which is this one: ETC.
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Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet.
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Here is a lesson in writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
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Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts. And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours.
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind.
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But he is tired. He puts the pistol to his head again. He says, “I never asked to be born in the first place.
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The reason we write fiction is because it's so much easier to exist spending part of each day in an imaginary world.
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You don't do art for any other reason than to help your soul grow.
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I urge you to please notice when you are happy.
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if there is a god, he sure hates people
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Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours.
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A lot of people were opposed to it. A lot of people were for it. I myself think about it as little as possible.
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Make love when you can. It's good for you.
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Everything of mine which has been filmed so far has been one character short, and that character is me.
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If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.
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You had to get everything exactly right or the editors would give you hell.
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I now believe that the only way in which Americans can rise above their ordinariness, can mature sufficiently to rescue themselves and to help rescue their planet, is through enthusiastic intimacy with works of their own imagination.
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