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If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC
Kurt Vonnegut
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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I'm odd, I know,' he said. 'It's fear of myself that's made me odd.
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The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are.
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The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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