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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

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Kurt Vonnegut
Age: 84 †
Born: 1922
Born: November 11
Died: 2007
Died: April 14
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I just don't think people get off on language anymore. Language used to be an elevated art. It used to be for people what music can be. But people don't learn to do that anymore, so eloquence is merely a matter of waste. Who needs a good vocabulary and proper English? Eloquence - it's dead and who needs it?
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The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do - put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!
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Anyway -- because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next -- and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with anything from aardvarks to zucchinis -- at any time of night or day.
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There is no shortage of wonderful writers. What we lack is a dependable mass of readers.
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He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.
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People say there are no atheists in foxholes. A lot of people think this is a good argument against atheism. Personally, I think it's a much better argument against foxholes.
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What war has always been is a puberty ceremony.
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The paintings by dead men who were poor most of their lives are the most valuable pieces in my collection. And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.
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There is this feeling that I have a destiny far away from the shallow and preposterous posing that is our life.
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You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too.
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We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
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This is what I find encouraging about the writing trades: ... They allow lunatics to seem saner than sane.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty.
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But anyway, it's obvious through human experience that extended families and tribes are terribly important. We can do without an extended family as human beings about as easily as we can do without vitamins or essential minerals.
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Poverty is a relatively mild disease for even a very flimsy American soul, but uselessness will kill strong and weak souls alike, and kill every time.
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And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep.
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Where you can see tribal behavior now is in this business about teaching evolution in a science class and intelligent design. It's the scientists themselves are behaving tribally.
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Unhappy failures need not apply.
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