You know... when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible

If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Pro wrestling was there, and I was good at it, thank God. I started getting a lot of offers, but unfortunately, at WWE I was under a tight leash. I think it had a lot to do with The Rock making the transition, and me possibly being the next guy - you know, the company didnt want to lose another top performer.

Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.

Im in professional wrestling, which is what I do for a living. I coordinate stunts. I memorize them.

You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!

Pro wrestling is not fake it's sports entertainment. We go out there and we perform, and a lot of what we do out there is real, but we're not going to insult anyone's intelligence - there is a predetermined winner. It's just the fans don't know who it is, and that's what makes it so intriguing.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Oh its real, its damn real

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking