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I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue.

Kumail Nanjiani

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Kumail Nanjiani
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: February 21
Actor
Film Actor
Podcaster
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
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