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I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Kristen Schaal

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Kristen Schaal
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: January 24
Actress
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Kristen Joy Schaal
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