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Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.
Kristen Schaal
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Kristen Schaal
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: January 24
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All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
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You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.
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I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
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I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.
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Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?
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Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
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Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
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As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
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He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.
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Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
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I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
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I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.
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If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
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I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
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The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.
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I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
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One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
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The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
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Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
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