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I feel like when I arrive at the hospital I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back. And, I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat...

Kristen Bell

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Kristen Bell
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 18
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Kristen Anne Bell
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