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Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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