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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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