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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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