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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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