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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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