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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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