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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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