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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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