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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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