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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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