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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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