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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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