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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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