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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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