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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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