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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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