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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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