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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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