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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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