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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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