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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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