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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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