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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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