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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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