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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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