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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
Kinky Friedman
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
Kinky Friedman
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
Kinky Friedman
I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
Kinky Friedman
I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
Kinky Friedman
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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