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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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