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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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