Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Politician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Aged
Dress
Dresses
Golf
Middle
Opportunity
Like
Wasps
Pimp
More quotes by Kinky Friedman
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
Kinky Friedman
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
Kinky Friedman
But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
Kinky Friedman
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
Kinky Friedman
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
Kinky Friedman
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
Kinky Friedman
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Kinky Friedman
I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
Kinky Friedman
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Kinky Friedman
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Kinky Friedman