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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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