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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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