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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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