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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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