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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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