Quote

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

Kinky Friedman

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Politician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Would
Atkins
Chandler
Raymond
Aces
South
Name
Came
Names

More quotes by Kinky Friedman

Image
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Kinky Friedman
Image
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
Kinky Friedman
Image
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
Image
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
Kinky Friedman
Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
Kinky Friedman
Image
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
Image
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
Kinky Friedman
Image
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Kinky Friedman
Image
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman
Image
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
Kinky Friedman
Image
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
Kinky Friedman
Image
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Kinky Friedman
Image
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman