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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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