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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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