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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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