Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
Kinky Friedman
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Politician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Life
Worm
Worms
Matters
Wait
Happen
Waiting
Happens
Matter
Bait
More quotes by Kinky Friedman
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman
We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
Kinky Friedman
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
Kinky Friedman
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
Kinky Friedman
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
Kinky Friedman
Happiness is a moving target.
Kinky Friedman
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
Kinky Friedman
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
Kinky Friedman
I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
Kinky Friedman
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
Kinky Friedman
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
Kinky Friedman
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
Kinky Friedman
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Kinky Friedman
