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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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