Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Politician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Good
Harassing
World
Smoker
Smokers
Smoking
Constantly
Especially
Today
Work
More quotes by Kinky Friedman
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Kinky Friedman
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Kinky Friedman
I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
Kinky Friedman
Young people are the key to this election.
Kinky Friedman
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
Kinky Friedman
I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
Kinky Friedman
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
Kinky Friedman
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
Kinky Friedman
I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
Kinky Friedman
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
Kinky Friedman
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
Kinky Friedman
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
Kinky Friedman
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
Kinky Friedman
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Kinky Friedman
