Quote

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

Kinky Friedman

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
Novelist
Politician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Songwriter
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Especially
Today
Work
Good
Harassing
World
Smoker
Smokers
Smoking
Constantly

More quotes by Kinky Friedman

Image
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
Kinky Friedman
Image
And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
Kinky Friedman
Image
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Kinky Friedman
Image
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Kinky Friedman
Image
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
Kinky Friedman
Image
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Kinky Friedman
Image
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
Kinky Friedman
Image
This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
Kinky Friedman
Image
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
Kinky Friedman
Image
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
Kinky Friedman
Image
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman