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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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