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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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