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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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