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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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