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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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