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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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