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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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