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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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