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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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